UOG: Demise

Yes and free pancakes and Unicorns for all Americans. Grab life by the pussy

Lol directly west of that is Hz guild house. How obviously fuckin convenient....
Let's just go ahead and spawn a valuable event boss right beside the largest piece of shit zerg on the server so they can walk 3 screens to a house to res and restock.

You can both sleep in my fuckin septic tank. How bout that?

its true. Isn't it funny how all the scamming, thieving shit bags all end up with an Hz tag?

ROFL what just happened proves Hz are shit and there no use trying for fights. Trying 1v1 and you have a stealther spamming shadow jump in front of you to stam lock you and then 4 more hz show up. Good job zerging again you got me once.

He dies after 1v1 and 5 more hz show up lol good fight

I couldn't count the number of times you gave up and ran away spamming LOLOLLOOLOLOL on a fuckin calculator. You can't do shit with me even when I don't have mortal. Death adder OP as fuck

Only thing you ever accomplished against me billy was xfield and throw potions lol. You're bad and you do a lot of running while you smack talk. Look how cute Anthony is taking up for you. Weaken weaken weaken weaken weaken weaken mini heal mini heal mini heal mini heal mini heal mini heal weaken we...

Got muh finger I'm his bumhole

Better yet, heres a photo of me preparing to perform necrophelia. Eat my ass with a spoon thats what you get after spamming shit talk for 20 mins and staying out of spell range.

I get my 1v1 when I feel like it. Just ask your handjob buddy billy

Anyone who enters a fuckin tourney can't leave the area without forfeiting the entry to prevent people from changing templates. What you enter with is what you should be stuck with.

Timing doesn't mean shit here, everyone spams mini heals and ma fb and then talks shit for 45 mins like they got skills. Weaken, magic arrow fb loops so you can't cast a spell above fuckin level 4 and during duels youre force to either cast every debuff and hope they slip or land a lucky mortal 4 ti...

I use to play 2/4 casting mage with hotkeys set in uo options. PvP was a lot slower paced, timing actually matter and people didn't out fuckin heal sync dumps with 60 damage heal pots and 45 mini heals while eating an apple and taking a goddamn selfie

I reckon I like me some dead cow mmhhmm