UOG: Demise

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?"

The old rancher replies, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he points at one of his fields.

The FBI agent snaps at him and says, "I am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!”

With this he pulls out his badge and shoves it into the ranchers face.

The rancher shrugs this off and continues with his daily chores.

About 15 minutes later he hears a loud scream from the field he pointed out earlier.

Suddenly he sees the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels.

The rancher rushes to the fence and yells "Your badge! Show him your badge!"

Found this guy by the side of the road eating a dead deer.
No collar
Very snippy
Barely got him into the car
Please share so we can find the owner lol

Square box. Circle pizza. Triangle slices.

Kind of like the symbols on a PlayStation controller

Bama wrote: ↑November 2nd, 2020, 8:47 pm Found this guy by the side of the road eating a dead deer.
No collar
Very snippy
Barely got him into the car
Please share so we can find the owner lol


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are we sure it's not like a coyote or something? :S

tbh south park are the only ones with an honest take on weed.

Calvin wrote: ↑November 3rd, 2020, 1:08 pm

Bama wrote: ↑November 2nd, 2020, 8:47 pm Found this guy by the side of the road eating a dead deer.
No collar
Very snippy
Barely got him into the car
Please share so we can find the owner lol


B62F81F1-1193-48BF-A1F6-45AEC635526A.jpeg

are we sure it's not like a coyote or something? :S

lol

LOL

science is never wrong really... just it's open to interpretation.

see all these sorts of images/adverts are not science, they're interpretations of the science.

dont be skeptical of the science, be skeptical of the people that tell you what the science means.

... like science will only tell you the facts, how things are, it wont tell you the reason or remedy for the facts.

Calvin wrote: ↑November 3rd, 2020, 2:22 pm science is never wrong really... just it's open to interpretation.

see all these sorts of images/adverts are not science, they're interpretations of the science.

dont be skeptical of the science, be skeptical of the people that tell you what the science means.

So very true Calvin

ya know the most interesting thing to me, is that advertizing has become the news.

WHEN YOU MARRY AN ITALIAN GIRL

Three men were in a bar talking about the European women they married.

The first man married a girl from France. He told her he wanted spotless home and the dishes done after every meal.
It took a few days but by the third day the home was spotless.

The second man married a girl from Poland. He told her she was to do the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
The first day there was not much change. The second day there was progress and by the third day the house was clean the dishes were clean and a big delicious dinner was on the table.

The third man married an Italian girl. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and a hot meal served three times a day.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day the swelling had gone down enough that he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has difficulty trying to pee.

I’ve had so much fun the last 4 Trump years I need Trump to give me 4 more years.

Come on America you can do it!!!!!