Really?

[Calvin]

^ are you sure they're not just rebooting Romero and Juliet?

[Bama]

nah.. an english squirrel is actually a red squirrel :/
but the grey squirrels kinda killed them off and replaced them cos they're bigger and stuff :<
invasive species innit.

still get the red ones in scotland and a few forrests in england, but it's mostly grey squirrels


it is a bit annoying, but i suppose the greys are less timid... and they're better at rapping.

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[Jeller]

In the year 2020, 4/20 will be an entire month.

Hope it was as good for you as it was for me! lol I was working at a dispensary in California for the whole month and.. lawd I don't think I wasn't high at work one day that month. So much free stuff sent our way. Brilliant way to celebrate

[Jeller]

A+, can confirm. Texas is purgatory but no one seems to know.

He will deny it but my good friend Kentares sent this to me during his first summer in Texas


June 1st:
I just got to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an Air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ole sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:
I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and Bits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ole Mr. Sun strikes again.

July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?

Aug. 4th:
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.

Aug. 8th:
If another wise a** cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a da*n recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do **** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 125 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me??? "Hot enough for you today?"
My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Texas. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

Kentares

[Bama]

In the year 2020, 4/20 will be an entire month.

Hope it was as good for you as it was for me! lol I was working at a dispensary in California for the whole month and.. lawd I don't think I wasn't high at work one day that month. So much free stuff sent our way. Brilliant way to celebrate

It is legal everywhere in Canada
It’s been 420 for me for a while now.

[Jeller]

In the year 2020, 4/20 will be an entire month.

Hope it was as good for you as it was for me! lol I was working at a dispensary in California for the whole month and.. lawd I don't think I wasn't high at work one day that month. So much free stuff sent our way. Brilliant way to celebrate

It is legal everywhere in Canada
It’s been 420 for me for a while now.

Whaaa I had no idea. That's awesome. It's my dream for the US to do the same. I visited a state where it is still illegal and the anxiety came RIGHT BACK.

[Calvin]

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eurgh! that looks like a rat that ate a squirrel!

... ... with it's ass.

[Bama]

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eurgh! that looks like a rat that ate a squirrel!

... ... with it's ass.

Bawhahahahahahaha

[Bama]

Seattle +2.5

Arizona -2.5

Browns -3.5

[Bama]

Seattle +2.5

Arizona -2.5

Browns -3.5

Seahawks doing the Seahawk thing

Cards win by 2 mother f......
Cards Rams Seahawks all at 6-3 I hope that if it comes down to tie breakers to get into the playoffs I hope it gets to points scored and the Cards don’t make it by 1 point. I needed them to kick the PAT!!!!!

Browns win by 3 thank you Nick Chubb you just couldn’t do the Gurly could you!!!!
Nope step out at the 1

NFL hates me

[Bama]

Don’t say it
Don’t say it

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.......a pussy willow lol

[Bama]

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[Bama]

Ok so from what I can figure out from the Boy

Yeah, no = no
Yeah, no, definitely = yes
No, yeah = yes
No, yeah, for sure = definitely yes
Fosho = also yes
Yeah yeah yeah = I’m not listening

Kids...... I don’t understand them

[Bama]

Trump fires election security chief for verifying no 2020 election fraud.

Lindsey Graham commits treason in Georgia.(?)

Giuliani (1-25) laughed out of court.

Senator Grassley has COVID.

In Third World countries this is called a Banana Republic

In the US they called it Tuesday

[Calvin]

tell ya what, i play stronghold kingdoms, and this is just like that. it's like when one side tips the balance, people start scattering to avoid retribution.

people are weird. just surprising you see the same stuff playing out at all levels.

when i was in uni for games narrative i wrote a cyberpunk adventure where obama was assassinated, then because people really wanted a black president to prove a point, they vote in someone who's really bad for the job and he causes WW3.
kinda reminds me of that too..