Really?

[kentares]

Remember when plastic surgery was so taboo.........



..........now when you mention botox nobody raises an eyebrow

[Bama]

A phagomaniac is someone who is obsessed with food.

[Bama]

I would kick Brooke Henderson's ass and she knows it!!!

[Bama]

Who was the person who said

Wine is bottled poetry

Was it Robert L Stevenson?

Where the Hell is ARDEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Where am I going to find another sommelier?
Where?
WHERE?!!?

[Bama]

Ten companies control almost every major food and beverage brand in the world

Nestlé, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Unilever, Danone, General Mills, Kellogg's, Mars, Associated British Foods, and Mondelez

[An Elemental]

I would kick Brooke Henderson's ass and she knows it!!!

I don't think so

[Calvin]

Where am I going to find another sommelier?

[Bama]

Until the late 15th century, the word ‘girl’ referred to a child of either sex.
Male babies were called "knave girls" and females were called "gay girls."

It was to prevent the Faeries from turning male children into changelings

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatha_D%C3%A9_Danann

[Bama]

Reindeer are the only mammals that can see ultraviolet light

It helps them see things in the glowing white of the Arctic that they would otherwise miss, like white fur, and urine

[Bama]

I was told that...........

Wine is kept in tinted bottles because it will spoil if it's exposed to light.

Is this true for all wines?
I thought white wine was kept in light bottles?

ARDEN!!!!!!

[Bama]

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[Calvin]

I was told that...........

Wine is kept in tinted bottles because it will spoil if it's exposed to light.

Is this true for all wines?
I thought white wine was kept in light bottles?

ARDEN!!!!!!

alledgedly, ya know all those like $100,000 bottles of wine and stuff. none of them are actually drinkable. cos there's not a chance they've been correctly stored for like 200 years. they're just like status things, like an original painting.

and you can always just search for things online ya know?

[Calvin]

Male babies were called "knave girls" and females were called "gay girls."

knaves are always pretty angry and mischevious. gay used to mean 'happy'.

interesting.

alledgedyly bruce lee's father was forbidden to have any male children and so they used to dress bruce up as a girl and pretend he was a girl when he was young. it's part of the conspiracy theory about him being assassinated along with his son.

[Bama]

and you can always just search for things online ya know?

................ummm no
Arden is my sommelier and I like saying sommelier.
You are just jealous you don't have a sommelier but I do have a sommelier





who the heck is this guy telling me to look things up its 2021 I don't need to look things up.

[Calvin]

french is great

my fav is "je ne comprond pas!" just cos it's like buh buh buh at the end lol. it's like you have to be exasperated to say it right.


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"comp-rond-pa!"


and i love the fact it doesn't mean "i dont understand" it means "i dont comprehend" lol
cos it's like a posh way of saying "you just blew my mind bro"

like we never say comprehend in english really. it's like they're saying "my brain, cannot render the words that you just said, into something that means something"


and they say bank as bonk ^.^
"ou est la bonk!"