UOG: Demise

This guy who played QB for Buffalo this year before being release
Nathan Peterman
This is how bad he is/was

Aaron Rodgers could throw 1,240 consecutive interceptions without a touchdown and still own a better ratio than Nathan Peterman.

His passer rating from a clean pocket is 36.4.
You get 39.6 for spiking the ball on every play.

The scary thing is he was this bad last year but still had a job in the NFL this year until about 2 weeks ago
Buffalo signed Matt Barkley who has been out of football for a while to replace him as the starter

Rueben Foster former Alabama player and 1st round pick of the 49ers has been arrest 3 times this year. I know that twice it was/is for domestic violence but not sure of the third time

He was recently arrested for beating his girlfriend/ wife/whatever and released by the 49ers

The Washington Redskins recently lost their starting QB to a season ending leg injury
They signed Mark Sanchez who has been out of football to be the backup QB

And after doing that they signed Rueben Foster

I guess Kaepernick should have beat his girlfriend/wife during the anthem instead of kneeling to protest racial injustice

Nathan Peterman managed to complete 31 passes for 189 yards. No player in NFL history has ever completed 30 or more passes for fewer yards.

Most quarterback wins in Buffalo since 2001:
JP Loseman 8,
Ryan Fitzpatrick 13
Tyrod Taylor 13,
Drew Bledsoe 14, but he played for both Buffalo and NewEngland
Tom Brady 15

The Buccaneers have drafted 25 quarterbacks since entering the league in 1976, and none have signed a second contract with the team.
It doesn’t look like Winston will sign one either

Bill Belichick would have to lose his next 867 games to match Hue Jackson's winning percentage.
Think about that

That's more than 54 consecutive seasons of 0-16.

Late October of this year
Denver kicked Chad Kelly off the team
He was arrested after a lady found him in her house sitting on the couch mumbling and watching tv or something like that

So to recap

Chad Kelly has now been kicked off a high school, college, and NFL football team.

I wonder if the CFL is next

The Cleveland Browns had a drive in which they gained 104 yards...and did not score.

A "kakistocracy" is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

the area between a woman's breasts and hips is called her waist, because you could totally fit another pair of breasts in there.

There have been 290 total plays run in Alabama & Georgia’s last 2 matchups.

Alabama led for 9 of them (3%) and won both games.

Ray Kroc (the founder of McDonald's) and Walt Disney both served in the same regiment during World War 1.

So I put up my nativity scene Sunday

After putting it up I thought hey what will it look like if I removed the Jews and the Arabs and any other foreigners

Well I was left with an ass and a handful of sheep

We say “scot-free,” rather than “Scott Free,” because the word comes from the Old English scotfreo meaning “exempt from royal tax.

Each block in the Great Pyramid of Giza weighs about 2.5 tons, and the pyramid itself is estimated to weigh 6.5 million tons.