UOG: Demise

Bama wrote:So I put up my nativity scene Sunday

After putting it up I thought hey what will it look like if I removed the Jews and the Arabs and any other foreigners

Well I was left with an ass and a handful of sheep

it'd look like this



https://www.tripping.com/explore/the-8- ... -the-world

The Asian Giant Hornet is about the size of your thumb and stings you with a flesh-dissolving acid that also acts as a pheromone, alerting the other hornets to sting you until you die.

looks alright to me

When monkeys are taught to recognize themselves in the mirror, they often use it to inspect their genitals.

you know how they test that?

they paint a spot on the animal where it cant see, then show them the mirror, and see if they try to touch the spot on the mirror animal, or on them-self. pretty clever.

Sesame Street is raising awareness about childhood homelessness by introducing a homeless Muppet to the cast.

Now I understand this is serious problem but .........




..... they have had Oscar the Grouch living in a garbage can for 49 years now

Hmmmm

The word "jizz" is used to refer to the "overall impression or appearance of a bird" which leads to sentences in bird watching books like "The soaring jizz is quite majestic."

Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes is only 7 years older than Philip Rivers’ oldest child. Meanwhile, Rivers is 14 years old than Mahomes.

A study found that, when sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine, they prefer jazz.

The last Dallas Cowboys shutout was 5,509 days ago

Week 11, 2003 against New England. 12-0

Quincy Carter threw 3 INTs and had a 38.0 passer rating.

Troy Hambrick had 41 yards rushing.

The #1 movie was Elf (still is)

The #1 song was Baby Boy by Beyoncé.

In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income

Bama wrote:In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income

i.e.: Quit your job, speed all you want!

115 years ago today, The Wright Brothers made the first sustained motorized aircraft flight at 10:35 a.m. in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. The first run was piloted by Orville Wright and lasted 12 second, and the second run was piloted by Wilbur and last just under a minute.