UOG: Demise

He can levitate objects, alter another person’s life force, bring a flower back to life, and we know he’s from the Brodo Asogi (a species and planet name in the Star Wars universe).

E.T.is a Jedi

Toy Story


Jesse’s original owner, Emily, is Andy’s mom.

Miami Dolphins picking 13th in the draft
Florida Panthers picking 13th in the draft
Miami Heat tied for 12th-14th in the draft lottery

South Florida Sports and the Marino affect

On the way to work this morning I saw this lady talking to a cat.

It was obvious that she thought the cat was not only listening to her but the cat even understood.

Later that day when I got home I told my dog and we just laughed

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Bama wrote:Dr. Seuss wrote 'Green Eggs and Ham' after he was dared to write a book using less than 50 different words.

He also served in WWII, but he was too uncoordinated to be in regular infantry, so they sent him to the unit that made the biweekly newsreels that were shown to servicemen. Regular newsreels were boring, but the soldiers paid better attention to cartoons, so they started adding animation to the newsreels. So he spent the war making military training cartoons with Chuck Jones, who was working with the unit as a civilian.

I read something last weekend that Dr. Seuss cheated on his first wife who had cancer at the time.

After finding out about the affair, she took her own life; then he went on to marry his mistress.

So all this time green eggs and ham was a metaphor for monogamy?

Or

My first wife had cancer,
I cheated on her because I'm a chancer,

She was ever so sick,
What was I to do with my dick!,

I found another woman that wasn't ill,
So that I could get my sexual fill,

When she found out she took her life,
Then I took my mistress for my next wife.

Construction of the Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral began in 1163 and wasn't completed until 1345.

It took 182 years to build.

Imagine the person who caused the fire saying in their best Erkle(?) voice

Did I do that?

Or maybe more like

Ai-je fait cela?

James Barrie, the creator of Peter Pan, based the character on his brother David. David drowned the day before his 14th birthday, and his family remembered him as the "boy who never grew up."

This is why Peter Pan never ages and "Neverland" is a 'child's heaven.'

Jim Carrey received training from a CIA advisor on how to deal with torture while filming "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."

His Grinch costume and makeup would take hours to apply, and it felt like he was being buried alive. He almost quit the movie after the first day.

Bama wrote:James Barrie, the creator of Peter Pan, based the character on his brother David. David drowned the day before his 14th birthday, and his family remembered him as the "boy who never grew up."

This is why Peter Pan never ages and "Neverland" is a 'child's heaven.'

Damn that's brutal.

So... where in the World is Bama? It has been a while since I have seen a post from her.

kentares wrote:So... where in the World is Bama? It has been a while since I have seen a post from her.

I think she finally got tired of staff + toxic players.

Nick Nurse looks like a Mob boss’s accountant.

Matt Patricia looks like the guy at the restaurant who orders the “Turf and Turf”

Tell me I'm wrong

Ulysses S. Grant was broke in old age and wrote a book of memoirs so his wife could live off of the royalties.

After hearing Grant was only offered 10% royalty from the first printer, Mark Twain offered him 75%. The book was a success, and Grant left his wife $450,000.