UOG: Demise

Freddie Kitchens looks like the guy who takes a bite out of a cookie, realizes it’s actually a dog biscuit, then shrugs and takes another bite.

David Griffin looks like the third Myth Buster brother.

Mark Davis looks like the talking big toe in a commercial for toenail fungus.

Vic Fangio looks like the grumpy movie studio security guard, who clumsily chases the Muppets after they sneak past his security gate.

Cam Newton looks like an old woman in a fable who puts a curse on a young prince in order to teach him a lesson about empathy

Adam silver looks like the wooden spoon that comes with an Italian Ice.

Sam Darnold looks like a Lego fireman.

Mark Davis looks like the old woman in an episode of Cops who ends up getting tased because she simply refuses to put out her cigarette.

Andrew Luck looks like the guy standing silently at the Whack-a-Mole game, after it has ended, waiting for one more mole to pop up.

David Blatt looks like he’s looking at his reflection in a spoon.

Adam silver looks like the lone French fry that gets mixed up in your order of onion rings.

Stephen Ross looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Tom Coughlin looks like he’s only at the party because his wife dragged him along.

Pete Carroll looks like the guy cruising down the highway with his arm extended behind the passenger seat that has no passenger.

Bama wrote: ↑October 31st, 2019, 12:39 pm Mark Davis looks like the old woman in an episode of Cops who ends up getting tased because she simply refuses to put out her cigarette.


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Davis travels to Palm Desert to get it cut, just as he traveled to Chico from Oakland to visit a preferred barber long after he left college at Chico State. “I think he’s had three barbers since college,” [former Raiders wideout Cliff] Branch says. “If he likes something, he stays loyal.”

He travels over 500 miles for that haircut...