are you looking for a job?

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scatman
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are you looking for a job?

Post by scatman » July 15th, 2018, 12:20 pm

Our old company called Evil Corporation is once again recruiting.
We need ambitious, hard-working people to make our incomes bigger.
If you want a stable contract with many benefits apply now.

all you got to do is to be able to collect peerless keys, for every set our company pays you 300k.
Do not worry if you are not able to kill all monsters in specific dungeon, our company pays 50k for a single key as well.

Extra Benefits:
our employees are allowed to use company's items, you can use them as long as you going to play uo. Before you quit you have to return them to our manager Scatman.
Free fresh fruits every morning
Hot secretary girls ready to help for free.
business travels
protection in fellucca
Vip status in britania
and many more


Apply now and send us your cv and the cover letter!


Regards,

Scatman

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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by The Silvertiger » July 16th, 2018, 12:04 am

Interested. Where do I apply?
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Anonymous Group » July 16th, 2018, 1:42 am

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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by thewhitezone » July 17th, 2018, 3:36 pm

I wanna do the secrotary
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by marm » July 20th, 2018, 11:45 am

thewhitezone wrote:I wanna do the secrotary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyO6bmWeSNE
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by zulu2401 » July 21st, 2018, 2:07 am

I'm looking for a handjob
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Porky » July 21st, 2018, 1:31 pm

A job? So, how much does it pay?
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Arden » July 21st, 2018, 6:04 pm

scatman wrote: protection in fellucca
LOL

300k for a set of keys and 50k for a single is pretty shit wages.

Dont work for a slave driver this is america!

Les Stroud
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Les Stroud » July 21st, 2018, 6:18 pm

If ur talkin Trav or Parox it’s good pay. Not shimmer or dread

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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Anonymous Group » August 1st, 2018, 10:28 am

Les Stroud wrote:If ur talkin Trav or Parox it’s good pay. Not shimmer or dread
although 50k per key is crap for trav
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scatman
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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by scatman » August 1st, 2018, 3:13 pm

seems like ppl are not interested in to hot secretaries

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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by Les Stroud » August 1st, 2018, 4:17 pm

I have all the good employees man srry

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Re: are you looking for a job?

Post by hrs024 » August 1st, 2018, 5:19 pm

il sell my trav keys 50k a piece shit.
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