are you looking for a job?

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scatman
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are you looking for a job?

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Our old company called Evil Corporation is once again recruiting.
We need ambitious, hard-working people to make our incomes bigger.
If you want a stable contract with many benefits apply now.

all you got to do is to be able to collect peerless keys, for every set our company pays you 300k.
Do not worry if you are not able to kill all monsters in specific dungeon, our company pays 50k for a single key as well.

Extra Benefits:
our employees are allowed to use company's items, you can use them as long as you going to play uo. Before you quit you have to return them to our manager Scatman.
Free fresh fruits every morning
Hot secretary girls ready to help for free.
business travels
protection in fellucca
Vip status in britania
and many more


Apply now and send us your cv and the cover letter!


Regards,

Scatman
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The Silvertiger
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Interested. Where do I apply?
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I wanna do the secrotary
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thewhitezone wrote:I wanna do the secrotary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyO6bmWeSNE
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zulu2401
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I'm looking for a handjob
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Porky
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A job? So, how much does it pay?
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Arden
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scatman wrote: protection in fellucca
LOL

300k for a set of keys and 50k for a single is pretty shit wages.

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If ur talkin Trav or Parox it’s good pay. Not shimmer or dread
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Les Stroud wrote:If ur talkin Trav or Parox it’s good pay. Not shimmer or dread
although 50k per key is crap for trav
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scatman
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seems like ppl are not interested in to hot secretaries
Les Stroud
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I have all the good employees man srry
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il sell my trav keys 50k a piece shit.
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